Morning Wood Bingo: Dirty Brunch Bingo at Austin’s (21+) hosted by MESSES
Date and Time
Sunday Feb 1, 2026
10:00 AM - 12:00 PM CST
February 1, 2026 at 10:00am
Fees/Admission
None.
Website
Description
Rise and grind…or don’t. We’re getting dirty before noon.
Join us at Austin’s for Dirty Bingo, where the balls are hot, the numbers are naughty, and 69 is brunch for two. Expect filthy puns, questionable prizes, and a room full of adults who absolutely should not be awake this early—but are anyway.
- Brunch-time degeneracy
- Inappropriate bingo calls
- Prizes that’ll make you blush
- Drinks strong enough to excuse your decisions
Come hungry. Come thirsty. Come ready to yell bingo in a room full of strangers who will judge you lovingly.
Warning: May cause laughing too loud, oversharing before noon, and realizing you peaked at 10am.
Get here early, grab a drink, and let’s make some MESSES.
